How to Join CPA Networks
Friday, February 6, 2009 16:55Posted in category Shoot The Shit
Jonathan Volk posted today what is probably one of the dumbest things I have ever seen titled “Getting Accepted Into A CPA Network“. When I started a year ago in affiliate marketing making like 1k a month I used to read his blog for a source of information and to see how well he was doing since he started at what seemed the same time. I in no way want to compare myself to him other than starting around the same time. I don’t make anywhere near 300k a month in revenue. But I do well enough to work at home and do my own thing and still make a crap ton more than I would at a normal job at my age.
Anyway! I just wanted to add a few points to what he said since I secretly know the REAL way to get approved by affiliate networks.
- If you are a international publisher not in the AU, or UK your almost completely screwed. So many networks are super strict on this due to the amount of scammers and fraud that comes out of most countries. If your a legit guy and can prove it CALL THEM and talk to someone and explain your business and offer them some test traffic. Odds are if you can speak perfect english and your traffic is good you will get in regardless of where you live. I plan to some day be uber rich and live around the world and there is no way im going to get declined by a network for just moving to china or something.
- When they call pick up the phone and tell them what they want to know. If they don’t call you, you call them. Easy as Mr.Volk pointed out.
- Now here is the BIG SECRET. You should apply to these networks by clicking on the banner ads and links on my site! Networks know who referred you to the network and if they are in good standing you might be to! With that being said if you want to join any of these networks click on the links below and go make lots and lots of money. Its so easy a cave man could do it!
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Jonathan Volk says:
February 6th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Just because you get smarter and learn more doesn’t mean my entire readership does.
I have many newbies who have asked me about how to get accetped into an affiliate network! 
Thanks though.
Boom. Roast.
grave train says:
February 7th, 2009 at 3:34 am
Wow, way to try and get some referrals you fucking faggot. Go back to eating your mother’s cunt.
Vinny Lingo says:
February 7th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I think a post on how to get accepted to a CPA network would be a pretty laughable topic, except for the preface he gives the post. Didn’t you see that thread on WickedFire about the tool who was selling an ebook about the same thing for like $47? And Volk mentions something similar on DP. So in that context, props to him. There’s a lot of scammers fleecing noobs and those of us who know bettter should do more to out them.
BeerNuts says:
February 7th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
LOL guys, the post was meant as a joke and it mirrors Volk’s with the ass load of affiliate links at the bottom. Also who cares if some fuck tard is selling a ebook? I didn’t see a post anywhere that said he made a million dollars from it or anything. Why on earth should we care what new ebook hits digitalpoint?
Marc Jerz says:
February 9th, 2009 at 2:17 am
LOL @grave train…it’s not that serious man
Grave Train says:
February 9th, 2009 at 10:01 am
@Marc Jerz – please hop off Beernut’s nuts please, and go back to writing in your god awful blog.
@Beernuts – you fail at life. Go back to participating in Tyler Cruz’ contests.
BeerNuts says:
February 9th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Don’t hate the player, hate the game man!
BeckyMarie says:
February 9th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I’m catching up with you…. teeeheeee…..
~ Becky Marie
Vinny Lingo says:
February 12th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Well, now don’t I feel silly.
bryan says:
March 27th, 2010 at 4:01 pm
I think it’s absolutely absurd for anyone to be charging for this information. It’s really not that hard if you’re prepared for the process itself. Joining a CPA network should not be a big ordeal as some would make it out to be. Just gotta know whatcha doing!